Est. April 10, 2011
I work at a movie theater. I'm the trumpet section leader in my band. There's a lot people don't take time to know about me. That's okay.
Look in my 'About' for more.
when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
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Ariel was originally designed with blonde hair.
no way so was merida
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Best Pope story yet?
Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless.
The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again.
HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB
Pope Francis has also shed the trappings of wealth that generally accompany his position (golden cape, ornate throne) in favor of white threads and a simple wooden chair. He’s also the first Pope to wash a woman’s feet, insisting that it’s what Jesus Christ would have done. Even if you’re not religious you can appreciate that this is a genuinely good man, and a wonderful leader of the Catholic Church.
I’m not Christian but I’ll never pass up an opportunity to reblog something about Pope Francis. I think he’s completely awesome. he actually does the things the pope SHOULD be doing, not wearing fucking golden sheets and sitting on a golden fucking throne. the man actually tries to live like Christ and that’s pretty amazing to me, since 99% of the Christians I’ve ever met don’t. four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis.
HE WAS A BOUNCER WHAT
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me most of the time:
people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
me after reading the comments section in any article, ever:
this world can only be cleansed with fire.
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A popular sophomore is reading John Green’s An Abundance of Katherines at his wrestling meet. There’s hope.
Where oh where is Roberto taking me for dinner?!?
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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It’s odd seeing a childhood friend be pregnant and have a baby. But that baby is precious, and even though she’s young, I guarantee Johnny is an AMAZING mother.